Dearest Isabella (no relation?) King
Either that or Stephen King was having a rough time getting the story rolling.
I suppose we should be grateful the character wasn't admiring his budging biceps under the straining denim work shirt as he stared into the cheap motel mirror.
You are partially right though, while anyone can think of a few hard and fast rules, nobody should follow them all the time.That would be boring.
Knowing when you can get away with rule busting, that's the key.
Yours
Mad & Lews