Insertion of Inanimate Objects

[moptop]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

Courgettes - careful, I have discussed courgettes with US/Canadian friends, and the ones I'm talking about are of an obviously phallic size and shape. Well - the size does depend... Anyway. Courgettes, plural for I hope obvious reasons. Sitting slowly on a bottle. I am in France, so it was a wine bottle. To see how far it goes... and, frankly, anything else that he happens to think looks interesting at the time.

[jeanne]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

OMG, I laughed when I read that! Is it really that simple for them? Why yes, I think it is!

[NightNurse]

fresh ginger was interesting....

[gagged_Louise]

fresh ginger was interesting....

*looks around the spice cupboard*

[Ozme52]

*looks around the spice cupboard*

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... )

Some love it... and it becomes a reward.
Some hate it... and it becomes a punishment.

[tessa]

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... )

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

[Ozme52]

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!!

[cadence]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

LMAO, that was too funny!

But then again I can't believe some of the things that I have tried, I haven't been brave enough to stick to many interesting things in my butt, with the exception of a lit candle ........

A lit candle, sometimes two.
The opposite end of a beer bottle, but I was a bit unsuccesful with that one.
Various Hot Peppers, cut open
The shower head, while it was running.
Two eggs, I didn't really have a great experience with that, because they weren't hard boiled and I was too afraid to move in case they broke. I was also afraid that I wouldn't be able to get them back out, but I managed.

[Rhabbi]

It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

When something has been said perfectly, why tamper?

[sassycat4him]

[QUOTE=moptop;458282]It just seems to be natural - oh, look, there's a hole. Oh, look there's a thing that might go in the hole. Yeaaaah!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! too funny!!

I have had a 20 oz. bottle half way up in my twat. I wanted to be stretched and that's what he came up with. it hurt.