Insertion of Inanimate Objects

[Ozme52]

*looks around the spice cupboard*

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... )

Some love it... and it becomes a reward.
Some hate it... and it becomes a punishment.

[tessa]

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... )

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

[Ozme52]

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!!

[annie]

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... definately!

[tessa]

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!!

I knew "figging". Just hadn't ever considered the idea of carving the veggies into interesting shapes.

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

[John56{vg}]

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John

[tessa]

One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John

Wow. More than one reason?? I'm pretty shocked you could come up with even one.

You're a sweetie and you let me smile. ~hugs John right back~

About Britney Spears...last night on the awards show? Bless her head-shaving, Courtney Love and loser Fed-Ex are better parents heart. Talk about a train wreck. She should have really insisted that the producers of the show allow her new magician boyfriend to go ahead and make her disappear. A seriously sad situation all the way around.

Ok, back to thoughts of ice dildos and carved root veggies.