This popped into my head:

[Uncle_Ed]

Just about to make a sandwich and found green fluffy bits on the bread.

This popped into my head:

Hey! She said Come and look! The bread's developed manners.
I wondered if her screws were loose and I should fetch my spanners.
The bread I saw was fluffy green and fit just for the vultures.
I understood then what she meant my sandwich is well-culltured.

[Ozme52]

Boo and hiss and groan,
Your punning's fit not for beast,
Nor man, 'cluding me.


heh heh. Go take a haik-u!

[Uncle_Ed]

Just for that Oz:

Blackadder had his Baldrick. Baldrick had a cunning plan.
My wife has me and I'm a Sloth and we're a punning clan.
She has another problem I hesitate to mention
Every time I pluck her lute she gets pre-minstrel tension.

Don't I just kill yer?