New Aestheism movements

[MMI]

You know, Thorne, that's not a half bad idea. If we'd sent them all to Oz in the first place, perhaps the Australian cricket and rugby teams would suck like the USA's do.

[Thorne]

You know, Thorne, that's not a half bad idea. If we'd sent them all to Oz in the first place, perhaps the Australian cricket and rugby teams would suck like the USA's do.

Nah, pretty unlikely. They're too busy being bigots to get involved with sports, especially sports like rugby where men actually TOUCH one another!

Besides, Americans suck at cricket and rugby because we have our OWN sports, like baseball and football. REAL football, where you throw and catch the ball with your hands! Not that silly thing YOU call football, where you use your feet!