I wonder if it burns anywhere else?

Did you read my little strip club story, Dearest Dean? I am dying to see what you think of that one. It was one that you initially inspired when you suggested I do a dark scary story.

If you ever come visit, I'll introduce you to Victoria...

Soft pretzels? Really? Maybe I just haven't met the right one.

I much prefer the hard pretzels.

I will give you all the pretzels and pudding if you read all of my homework.