Level 2 students

[H Dean]

You have angered the great and mighty H Dean. Something for which you shall be punished. For this I shall chastise you with large words and unfortunate syntax. I shall beat you about the head and shoulders with homonymns, bisquits and yams! You have angered the Beast. The Beast is me. The Beast is loosed upon you, foul creature from the netherworld!

[Beswitchingly Positive]

You have angered the great and mighty H Dean. Something for which you shall be punished. For this I shall chastise you with large words and unfortunate syntax. I shall beat you about the head and shoulders with homonymns, bisquits and yams! You have angered the Beast. The Beast is me. The Beast is loosed upon you, foul creature from the netherworld!

Oh, great and mighty H Dean, you have fallen right into my snare. Receiving punishment is my specialty. I want to be chastised with long words, but unfortunate syntax is right out. After all, rythm and flow are important. I am not homonymophobic, so help yourself. Being beaten with bisquits and yams, well, as long as someone else cleans it up...

Hey, beastly beast, my frustration and need to be chastised knows no limit. Did you call me a foul creature?

Besides, you did skip over my stuff. I am just trying to give you some writing to rip on, a little sweet release...you know, for your pleasure beast, er Sir, um, Sir Beast?

Meow