Yes, well, still feeling guilty.

(you'll need to stretch the rhymes a bit...)

Such a sweet little iggy
who loves his mum
Never thought to be immortalised
In a nice poem
Poor little carie
She needs her chums
to help keep her all her iggies
and to save them from
those other nasty beasties
who'd eat them up, yum yum

Was also going to do a line ending in bum, but it just doesn't work in US English!