Insertion of Inanimate Objects

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Originally Posted by ElectricBadger

although I haven't tried it, I'm told pouring water into a condom, freezing it, and then using the resultant ice-dildo is quite fun

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I have tried an ice dildo and it is quite fun to use.
I have also tried popsicles, but they break easily.

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Originally Posted by Ozme52

Nope... the fresh vegies section. And be sure to peel it. (You can experiment by carving it into interesting shapes and sizes... :rolleyes: )

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Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

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Originally Posted by tessa

Never had that thought. Now I have. Not sure if I'm gonna consider it punishment or reward just yet, though.

:wave:

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Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!! :icon176:

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Originally Posted by Ozme52

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!! :icon176:

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... definately!

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Originally Posted by Ozme52

Oh... ginger root in the anus... that's what they call 'figging'!! :icon176:

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I knew "figging". Just hadn't ever considered the idea of carving the veggies into interesting shapes.

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

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Originally Posted by tessa

~wanders off, wondering if a piece of ginger root carved in the shape of a hamster would be considered an animate or inanimate insertable~

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One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John

*googles "ginger dildo" - gets 520 hits (one of them has Britney Spears in the page title!)*

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Originally Posted by John56

One of the many reasons I adore our Tessa. ~hugs and kisses~

John

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Wow. More than one reason?? I'm pretty shocked you could come up with even one.

You're a sweetie and you let me smile. ~hugs John right back~

About Britney Spears...last night on the awards show? Bless her head-shaving, Courtney Love and loser Fed-Ex are better parents heart. Talk about a train wreck. She should have really insisted that the producers of the show allow her new magician boyfriend to go ahead and make her disappear. A seriously sad situation all the way around.

Ok, back to thoughts of ice dildos and carved root veggies.

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Originally Posted by gagged_Louise

Ask violet about frozen chocolate dildos and she will crack up with laughter (referring to a scene we did early on in the Cellar)

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*ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!* :D

i was just reading that thread the other day, Lou! :)

Good times! ;)

*shakes my head smiling as i walk out* :rolleyes:

subbie talk:

-How did your night with those rockers turn out?
-It was just fabulous! Imagine it, long rides with Ginger Shaker, Jack Bruise and Eric Clampton. Flooded with cream all the time...mmm, man those guys knew what strings to bend...



*closs the slutty pun parlour for now*

One thing that someone else and I talked about once was the possibility of putting a small pager in a condom in the pussy. Whenever it's called, during random times of the day, it would start vibrating. Seems like an idea I'd like to explore later.

~waves up at NK~ Hi there! Nice seeing your mane around here. :)

Saw this on someone's blog and just had to share.

mmm, potato dildo! Boiling hot stuff...

lmao tessa
great stuff :)

LOL! that reminds me of a comedy series here. Blackadder. Bladrick and his strangely shaped veg!

Blackadder aah
now where are my Blackadder dvds???

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

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Originally Posted by ces3

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

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Mmmmmm see that is why I love him so..

Quick note to self....wouldnt the above post by Master be considered somewhat humiliating>>>Tying into the humiliation thread???Ohh yup must be...Im getting excited just reading it!

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Originally Posted by ces3

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

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Originally Posted by sipgirl

Mmmmmm see that is why I love him so..

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You are one very lucky girl!!

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Originally Posted by gagged_Louise

In a rape case here recently the girl had had a tv remote shoved up her ass (?!) It was not stated whether the gadget was functional afterwards...(and the two men on the bench were acquitted)

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Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason. :)

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Originally Posted by Platonicus

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason. :)

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OMG - that's too funny and too true!

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Originally Posted by Platonicus

Yes, I'm sure that no jury would never believe that a man would voluntarily give up the remote even for that reason. :)

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I know I wouldn't. They are too complicated to program.

just_annie: you've experienced an escrima stick too, huh? i recommend the handle of a tunfa (an ancient Japanese weapon)

I was an inquisitive child.... knitting needle, hair brush, one of those sqiggle pens(end vibrates and makes your letters sqiggly - and you clit tingly). Ice :), travel toothbrush case, turkey baster, plastic easter eggs, and various other toys that I had that were appropriately shaped.

Remember to be careful with these things so you don't end up visiting me and my friends at the hospital.

I have used Carrots that i rub some lubricant on first. My Mistress places Sounds into my pee hole which i enjoy.