Insertion of Inanimate Objects

[Jim]

i find that inserting the thongs slowly inside is very efrective and also the pulling them out slowly latter ..

[gagged_Louise]

Legendary rock producer and songwriter Jack Nitzsche (who played a major part on some Stones albums) once assaulted the actress Carrie Snodgress at her home in LA. He pleaded guilty to rape but denied he had been pushing his revolver pipe inside her pussy. Quote Jack: "Bullshit! I wouldn't do that to a fine gun!"


Odd thing is, Snodgress and Nitzsche became friends after he had served his jail sentence (the story is from the Neil Young biography Shakey)

[annie]

hmmmmmmmmmm... items inserted....

veggies... one of which was fed to hubby afterwards without his knowledge.
hairbrush handle
crop handle
candle stick
jello... don't ask!
ginger root... loved that!
marbles
magic marker
a large peppermint stick... of course!

and one end of an eschrema stick (which is a stick used for self defense in karate)

[Slade]

Let's see I've seen, door knobs, bed post, remotes, cell phones(with vibrator setting turned on), some controllers(again with rumble setting), combs with round handles, beer bottles or any bottle, can's etc.

[gagged_Louise]

*googles "ginger dildo" - gets 520 hits (one of them has Britney Spears in the page title!)*

[gagged_Louise]

subbie talk:

-How did your night with those rockers turn out?
-It was just fabulous! Imagine it, long rides with Ginger Shaker, Jack Bruise and Eric Clampton. Flooded with cream all the time...mmm, man those guys knew what strings to bend...



*closs the slutty pun parlour for now*

[nk_lion]

One thing that someone else and I talked about once was the possibility of putting a small pager in a condom in the pussy. Whenever it's called, during random times of the day, it would start vibrating. Seems like an idea I'd like to explore later.

[tessa]

~waves up at NK~ Hi there! Nice seeing your mane around here.

Saw this on someone's blog and just had to share.

[gagged_Louise]

mmm, potato dildo! Boiling hot stuff...

[Logic1]

lmao tessa
great stuff

[rach]

LOL! that reminds me of a comedy series here. Blackadder. Bladrick and his strangely shaped veg!

[Logic1]

Blackadder aah
now where are my Blackadder dvds???

[ces3]

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

[sipgirl]

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

Mmmmmm see that is why I love him so..

[cadence]

My little whore, yes its your master and I do enjoy inserting objects in your tight little vagina. Having you ride a beer bottle for me is quite arousing and I will watch every second so you know your master is pleased. Of course the anal is mine alone!!! You will obey me wont you my tasty little whore.

Mmmmmm see that is why I love him so..

You are one very lucky girl!!

[sipgirl]

Quick note to self....wouldnt the above post by Master be considered somewhat humiliating>>>Tying into the humiliation thread???Ohh yup must be...Im getting excited just reading it!

[newby]

just_annie: you've experienced an escrima stick too, huh? i recommend the handle of a tunfa (an ancient Japanese weapon)

[DrkRvn]

I was an inquisitive child.... knitting needle, hair brush, one of those sqiggle pens(end vibrates and makes your letters sqiggly - and you clit tingly). Ice , travel toothbrush case, turkey baster, plastic easter eggs, and various other toys that I had that were appropriately shaped.

[terrapin]

Remember to be careful with these things so you don't end up visiting me and my friends at the hospital.

[lenny]

I have used Carrots that i rub some lubricant on first. My Mistress places Sounds into my pee hole which i enjoy.