I am Tired, because I drove 40 miles yesterday for a meeting and when I got there it had been cancelled ten minutes before my arrival

I am Tired, because as I was driving home I had a puncture in my rear tyre causing it to be flat at the bottom.

I am Tired, because the spare wheel was also flat but was not for being flat at the bottom, but due to there being a lack of air all around.

I am Tired, because the motor agency I am a member of would not come to my rescue because the spare was not serviceable. I then walked a mile carrying wheel to repair shop, ending up not Tired but knackered.

I am Tired, because when returning to my car there was no Jack, I waited two hours for the motor agency to turn up.

I am Tired, because it was dark when I returned home and found I was in a power cut for the next three hours.

I am tired, because I waited until twelve midnight to turn all the plugs on once the main power started to flow.

I am Tired, because due to all the things that had taken place during the day, a stress rash had appeared up one arm and gave me no peace.

I am Tired, because I was awake this morning at 4.30 a.m. because that damn rash would not let me sleep.

I am Tired, because it is now 8 a.m. and my eyes are hurting and the bloody doctor won't see me for another 4 hours. To be quite honest I really am quite knackered.

Be well IAN 2411