This is Ksst's master.
To the tune of The ballad of Ballymore

Balls to your partner, Arse against the wall
If you can't get laid at Pensic War, you Can't get laid at all.

Oh, the Baroness Arwin she was there, throwing them into fits
They were swinging from the rafters and bouncing off her tits

singing Balls...
and many many other verses.
Jaravellir, Jaravellir! Fighting Catfish one and all!