I like where you're going with the danish shoes, but cannot disavow my principal fetish, not even for a good cause. How about a compromise?

Feet: Peep Toe Translucent Slingbacks (with gawdawful hideous ball decorations on top to hopefully enhance the slowing effect of covering her talented tootsies)

my-wardrobe.com/vivienne-westwood-accessories/gold-lady-dragon-globe-slingback-540156


(If everyone else thinks these are a bad idea, please just ball gag me, tape up my fingers, and throw me back in the cage...)