UK Hung Parliament... Your thoughts?

[Jennifer Williams]

I think MMI already did that research for me...though I really like
"No Candidate Deserves my Vote Party"

but how would they choose someone to run for them, then?

[TantricSoul]

but how would they choose someone to run for them, then?

I'm pretty sure their convention goes like this:
"One ... Two ... Three... NOT IT!"

And whoever happened to be tying their shoes at that moment is the winner ... or is it loser?

[fetishdj]

There was a Zombie party running here (one of their policies was universal post mortem rights and suffrage ). We also have the Monster Raving Loonies (this year one policy seemed to be the introduction of a 99p coin to prevent pointless small change).

There were also many not so comedy parties who were all single issue crazy. UKIP (the get out of Europe even though it means we get fucked in economic and trade stuff party), the BNP (oh no, we are not at all a racist party but we want all the immigrants given a grant to fuck off back home party), the Christian party and common good parties (who both seemed to be of the opinion that the whole world would be nice if everyone was white, middle class, middle aged and christian) and so on. I even saw a few candidates for the national front who I thought had long ago gone the way of the skinhead and the union jack...

There were a few other crazy parties as well, but I can't remember all the names. Many of them seemed to be running under a platform of 'getting all the potholes in the roads' sorted out...

[Jennifer Williams]

LMAO, just picturing that in my mind is beautiful *wipes away tear from eye*

I remember a political party we had in elementary school, called "Everyone plays what big Eddie tells them to play"

Otherwise people might argue over different games all recess and then nothing would get played at all.