DesertDom and Oak may I combine both of your commands into one?
DesertDom I practiced squating in a corner today to see how long I could hold myself up. Unfortunately my legs failed to take the strain for more than seven minutes.
Oak I have spanked myself with a belt before.

If it pleases both of you may I PLEASE do the following?
I will spread uncooked rice in the corner of my bathroom where I will have to crotch below the sink. This is a very tight and confined location.
I will tie myself up with a crotch rope.
Then I will give myself ten lashings with my belt. I will do more if I fail to make my bottom red and sore.
I will then sit crosslegged in the corner with my hands behind my back and my face placed into the corner of the wall. I have tested this location and I will have to crunch my shoulders below the sink.
I will sit there contemplating my desires in BDSM and will write you back with my thoughts.