What toys you have and which one(s) are your favorites?

[kittenfemme]

LOL! Stunned to silence?

I'm not much for the taunting pecs... but even I'll admit that Jonny Depp is just hot. So yeah, I'll add him to my toy collection. In fact, I'll take two!

[redEva]

*kissing kitten all over her feet, hands and back of her neck*
!!! IT IS ALIVE, IT IS STILL ALIVE !!!

[slavelucy]

sorry about that redEva! yeah he is hot...i certainly wouldnt kick him out of bed....especially if he has a whip in his hand!

sl

[Lord Douche]

It's alive! ALIVE! *queue evil cackling and dramatic thunder*
...
Moving right along...

I'd like to be the first male to post in this apparently now 100% female thread
*waves*
If I had anything else to contribute, which I don't since I'm too damn nervous to go buy any toys, I would

Anyway, I saw the nice little plug for Calvin Klein in that first picture Red Free advertising!

[Fox]

his wife, Vanessa Paradis, ain't half bad either. Based on this gene pool, their children (they have 3 I believe) must be gorgeous!

Vanessa Paradis is the face for Chanel, as well as a singer and actress

[Fox]

A Chanel pic, just for kittenfemme

Note the red rope ... heh heh

Now if only her hair was red ...

[redEva]

Plug!? What plug? Is he wearing a plug? Really?

I knew he must be kinky!

And, hehe, welcome to our courageous male member! LD, what better place for a gentleman to be than amongst ladies

and - yeah, well, Vanessa... welcome back Sire Fox....

*grumpily mumbling “his wife… and kids….” * well he still hot – may be married – not buried!

[slavelucy]

i am personally a huge fan of Ray Liotta (*swoon*!), so if you have any pics of him redEva.....send them my way!

sl

[kellevyn]

I want this for a sex toy! (I like Johnnie Depp and the Tarzan guy, too, though)

[burger_01]

hmm.. strange..
this thread has become "who would you like as a sex toy" not what toys do you have.. , its a silly old world

Johnny Depp.. all i can say is that he makes a great pirate, that movie was fantastic!

so seeing as we are posting who we want as sex toys, i'll add a pic of someone i wouldn't mind spending the night with, even if she is way too old for me!

[woodsman'sgame]

Redeva states:

What is this? Ladies – am I the ONLY one who likes it fresh? How come we can comment on naked boobs, but fall quiet when presented with taunting pecs?

Johnny Depp is nice but these are real pecs

[Lord Douche]

Originally posted by redEva
Plug!? What plug? Is he wearing a plug? Really?
...
And, hehe, welcome to our courageous male member! LD, what better place for a gentleman to be than amongst ladies

LOL
Plug as in covert advertising, although I think you got it

And as for being amongst ladies, well, I can't think of a better place!

[woodsman'sgame]

Oh, and one more thing, men are supposed to have hair: hairy chests, arms, legs, and even backs! What's with all these hairless men with smooth bodies?

[redEva]

kellevyn mmm *shivers* yes, yes, YES! where can i order that, do they keep it in stock or is it on back order (who is that?) YUMMIE

woodsman'sgame that is a nice woodsman! But I have to disagree about hair – even though I will admit that (hair) is totally matter of personal preference – I love my man smooth.

There is nothing like picking hair between your teeth after nice tongue bath to totally kick me out of the mood!


As for other pics – hey! This IS MY tread! And I say – give us pictures of toys and those you would like to toy with! Just minimize the clothing when possible, please

[kellevyn]

RedEva- that is Oded Fehr. He was in The Mummy and The Mummy Returns & Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo. (I didn’t really like the latter of the three, but thanks to DVDs, I can just skip around to the scenes he is in.) Isn’t he just delicious? I would have to say he’s on back order, since I placed my order ages ago, but sadly I’m still waiting. He has an accent, too. *Swoon*

There’s just something about a man with long hair and an accent.

[kellevyn]

Here's another picture of him, wish he'd take those darn clothes off...

[pam]

Originally posted by woodsman'sgame
Oh, and one more thing, men are supposed to have hair: hairy chests, arms, legs, and even backs! What's with all these hairless men with smooth bodies?

Hallelujah. Give me King Kong anyday over a hairless guy

Goatees, mustaches too

[red~vixen]

Who is that guy? i know i've seen him somewhere before....

[kellevyn]

He is Oded Fehr, he was in the Mummy movies, a couple of TV shows and Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo. Pretty yummy, hugh?

Originally posted by red~vixen
Who is that guy? i know i've seen him somewhere before....

[red~vixen]

Originally posted by kellevyn
He is Oded Fehr, he was in the Mummy movies, a couple of TV shows and Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo. Pretty yummy, hugh?

i suppose if i had actually read the thread, i would have known that.

[kellevyn]

LOL, I forgot that I had even told anyone who he was, until after I responded to you. By the way, great avatar! Are you a redhead, too? There seems to be a bunch of us running around here

Originally posted by red~vixen
i suppose if i had actually read the thread, i would have known that.

[LadyAmanda]

Along the lines of 'The brain is the best erogenous zone' ...

I don't know how to resize pics to fit here, but I lust after this babe: (ps she's got auburn hair, and blue eyes)

[redEva]

after MY thread for FEMALE oriented pleasure toys was killed by flood of unhealthy-to-good-looking-female-model pictures, I just had to bring it back to its original intention.

and while mothers gently cuddled with their offspring usually do not strike that desirable notion in people, there is something that just oozes sexuality and sensuality when you see man in loving (non-sexual) embrace with his child.

this must be my favourite picture ever of my the most favourite (that would be imaginative favourite ) man

[lynangel]

First of all...Fox...love the reply. Should be every mans fave toy...his lady/man.

Now as to the guy thing....Tarzan...mmmm....Johnny Depp...double or even triple mmmmmm. He can be my pirate any day of the week. And the pic with the little girl is just beautiful.

I have to admit that I am a real sucker for a guy with long hair...and smooth too! Hate hairy hairy men!

[BDSM_Tourguide]

... good for a

Besides, it's got posts from Steelwhip, pam and burger_01. None of whom have been seen in these parts for some time now.

[dicktracy]

Tracys fave toy

[Ruby]

add a little spice when playing master and pet.




And for those who want to try a softer scene, how about
a soft blindfold and set of velco restraints combined with
a feather and a vibrator/dildo or two? Ah, romance!

[dicktracy]

its for you? thats the phone

[AndrewBlack]

In the Motley Crue biography ( a great read by the way ) they describe taking a couple of their fans back to their room, inserting the phone in one and getting the other to call her Mother to say Hi, which she does.

[ProjectEuropa]

Anyone cares to share the preferences?

I have a sentimental attachment to two floggers I designed and had my engineering friend make. My attachment to them is not that they function better than anything else but because I was showing them round to a group of friends at a fetish fair, when a female friend who was admiring them said give them to me and you can use them on me. I didn't take her seriously but after several subsequent requests I gave them to her and I'm still giving them to her.