Quote Originally Posted by Euryleia View Post
Roger Wilco, Mad Lews. I'm off to delve the masculine mind and, hopefully, have something for you to read soon. I wonder if I should start by spitting in public or scratching myself? Decisions, decisions.

Pshaw, Mr. Dean just needs a belly rub and some purple prose to keep him happy. I'm not scared of his barking.
Don't forget to:
* refuse to ask directions
* find gas leaving your digestive tract incredibly amusing
* carry on conversations with women't chests