Well what am I supposed to say? I had to laugh pretty hard at the end so you achieved your main goal.

I'm not even a native speaker so I will leave the nits to the experts but suffice to say that you have a pirate instead of a parrot sitting on the leaders shoulder near the end.

Satan_Klaus

PS: Bless you for making me laugh, Razor, but curse you for using the hounds of baskerville. I had been thinking about the same line for my own story.

PPS: Krooak! Avidouche! Avidouche!