Thanks for the positive feedback! Right now, it is sitting at 250 words, the maximum for the contest, and even with the eliminations you suggested, I only have five words remaining. I'll have to do a full rewrite if I am going to fit anything significant in, but this small of a word limit is difficult to deal with.

I know that penis and vagina tend to be frowned upon, but she's a Reverend. I think using 'cock' and 'pussy' after she returns to her former self would be out of character, so I need to find some middle ground.