You see, this is why I find fantacy and rollplay hard. I start thinking stuff like this:

::"I love to tie up and tease a submissive man ~ My favourite fantasy is where I tell you to undress for me and you refuse. "

Thinks: umm, clothes off? why.

::"I get my riding crop and raise it above my head, "

*Looks around for a large but throwable piece of furniture*

lol

But welcome to the forum.