A funny thing happened on the way to the dungeon

[Lil One]

Hi All,

I'm relatively new here, but it seems like folks around these parts have a great sense of humor. I would be interested in hearing some humorous stories of things that happened during a scene.

I'll start. I have two funny stories -

1) My b/f has a hearing loss. He normally wears in-the-ear hearing aids, which can't be seen unless one stares directly down his ear canal. Which is to say that I can never tell if he's wearing them or not. Last weekend, we rented a cabin and were enjoying ourselves in the bedroom. After spanking me with a canoe paddle and a piece of plastic tubing, he began fingering me. I said, in a sultry low voice, "So, am I really wet?" He looked up at me and said, "No, I didn't say anything." I tried again, still in a low voice, "No honey, I said am I really wet?" He replied, "Two." Finally in my normal speaking voice, I said (shouted?), "NO, I SAID AM I WET." That started us into a fit of giggles. Luckily we were able to recover and enjoy the rest of our session.

2) Another time we had planned a romantic weekend and had planned out all the things we wanted to do. Friday night came and we were eager to do it all. We started out with a large dildo in my pussy. Then with the dildo in, we had anal sex. During that he handed me my favorite vibrator to use on my clit while he pinched and squeezed my nipples. It was hands everywhere and I eventually tipped over (I was on my knees, but had both hands busy using the vibrator and holding the dildo in place). Afterwards, we sat out on the deck and had a glass of bourbon. He started laughing and said, "Honey, what the hell were we thinking? Neither one of us is all that coordinated. We both have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time!! How the hell did we think we were going to be able to pull that off?"

So now it's your turn......What funny things have happened to you? I'm sure many of you can top my stories! Let's hear 'em!!

[Kelli]

That was funny. Thanks for sharing!

Alright, here's mine:

There is a sex show called Spice Hotel (anyone seen it?). Well ppl (mostly guys) can call in and ask the girl host (porn star) to do something so they can watch and get off. Well this one time a guy was masturbating over the phone as she fingered her ass, and he started making this sound like : eh, eh, eh... They were making fun of him (poor guy) and hung up.

Well my bf and I have great sex, but I don't always cum during it, so after I will use a vibe and he fingers me and pulls my nipples. This one time I was getting close to cumming, and he starts making that sound "eh, eh, eh" as I am masturbating. Needless to say that ruined it and there went my orgasm. I kicked his butt for that... Funny after the fact, not so happy then...

[Lil One]

This one time I was getting close to cumming, and he starts making that sound "eh, eh, eh" as I am masturbating. Needless to say that ruined it and there went my orgasm. I kicked his butt for that... Funny after the fact, not so happy then...

Ha! Makes me think of times when I have a good sneeze brewing and someone will say "Achoo" and ruin it!

I'm the same way. I hardly EVER come during the act itself. And if my b/f did that, I'd kick his butt too!!

[Dngnkeeper]

I have a friend while not completely blind really needs his seeing eye dog. One night we are at a friends house in a large dungeon. It was his first visit and hadn't gotten the lay of the land yet. He gets up to get a drink for a submissive who had just finished a scene and sees a dark area in the middle of a white wall. Thinking it is the door he walks up and goes to open it only to grab the side of a girl chained up in front of the wall. As she is blind folded she doesn't know whats up and lets out a scream. In seconds she is in hysterical laughter. It seems he has grabbed her side. Thinking there is someone in the door he starts to feel around and finds her ticklish spot. Needles to say it was soon contagious and poor girl got the tackling of her life before it was all over.

Another time we were at another dungeon when he tripped over something on the floor. With his hands cuffed behind his back he did a couple of spins only to land on top of a girl tied to a bench. The Dom who was in the middle of a heavy flogging didn't miss a beat and delivered several heavy blows before we could pry him off. he is 6'4" and she is 98# soaking wet. It was all we could do to keep from laughing and breaking the scene. After we all had a good laugh and she thought it was part of the scene.

[coy]

I cannot stop laughing Dngnkeeper ... had to pause to get through the entire post.

Great stories Y'all

[Chuckdom19]

My partner and I were about to begin a scene, and she was tied down on a padded horse while I was getting her ready (and nervous) by cracking a whip on the concrete floor.

A call came in on our walk-around phone, and I check the caller ID because our youngest has the car upstate for the weekend. It's not her, but a domme-friend from about 1000 miles away. I mention who it is to my partner, and we quickly planned to prank her.

I answered the phone, panting heavily, and cracked the whip on the floor twice before I spoke. While my partner cried out and moaned loudly, I berated my friend for bad timing. I pulled my mouth away from the receiver and growled, "Hold still, dammit! We're not done here yet!" She began apologizing and promising not to call on Saturday nights again, hemming and hawing, while I grunted repeatedly and my lady gave a particularly loud scream. The domme said, "Uh, you *are* using a safeword, right? You don't want to do serious damage!" We let her in on the joke, and shared a long laugh all around.

[Lil One]

Great stories! Keep 'em coming!

[Dngnkeeper]

Did I tell you about my old cat?

One of the things my ex-wife left was a Persian cat, Sam. He was an extremely fuzzy and loving creature who loved to sit in laps and get rubbed.

My then subby had been a bad girl, stayed out all night, got really drunk and messed up the plans for the weekend in the process. When she got home around 6am I was steamed. I took her to bed and proceeded to spread eagle her and added a blindfold. She had passed out before I finished. Grabbing an arm full of cloths I huffed out to the garage and started the wash and put on a pot of coffee while I plotted her punishment.

Suddenly I head a muffled cry form the bedroom and headed in to see what was up. It seems Sam took this opportunity to get on my subby's chest with his paws on her tummy and tail in her face. Well being the loving cat his little paws were working his sharp claws into her tender tummy and his tail was going a mile a minute while purring at the top of his lungs. She on the other hand was moaning and crying and squirming as much as her bonds would allow, which woesen't much. My first thought was to run Sam off but as I watched I could tell he was really into it and she was only half awake and not really fighting the tickling and clawing, so I got a cup of coffee and watched him go for about a half an hour. He finally got board and left and she calmed down and went to sleep. Her tummy was covered with little red marks from his claws. Fitting justice I thought and went on about the day checking on her periodically. Well Sam being the ever loving cat came back for more twice. Each time to the same reaction.

Around noon I pried my hungover subby out of bed. She was babbling about a dream of someone working her over with feathers and nettles. When she saw her tummy with the little red marks and felt the pain, her face turned red in shock, it haden't been a dream. Just then Sam makes another appearance and jumps in her lap. Then it dawned on her who had inflicted the punishment.

The next day after the hangover was abated we talked about the punishment and the cat. I assured her that it had all been the cats idea. Now that the shock and hangover had worn off she was laughing about what a great punishment the cat had been. Her main concern was that it was summer and wearing a bikini was going to be out of the question for several days. She took to calling the cat Kitty Dom and Sam had developed a new bad habit, sleeping on her tummy.

When the Dom is away the cat will play!!!

[myri_SN]

Did I tell you about my old cat?

One of the things my ex-wife left was a Persian cat, Sam. He was an extremely fuzzy and loving creature who loved to sit in laps and get rubbed.

My then subby had been a bad girl, stayed out all night, got really drunk and messed up the plans for the weekend in the process. When she got home around 6am I was steamed. I took her to bed and proceeded to spread eagle her and added a blindfold. She had passed out before I finished. Grabbing an arm full of cloths I huffed out to the garage and started the wash and put on a pot of coffee while I plotted her punishment.

Suddenly I head a muffled cry form the bedroom and headed in to see what was up. It seems Sam took this opportunity to get on my subby's chest with his paws on her tummy and tail in her face. Well being the loving cat his little paws were working his sharp claws into her tender tummy and his tail was going a mile a minute while purring at the top of his lungs. She on the other hand was moaning and crying and squirming as much as her bonds would allow, which woesen't much. My first thought was to run Sam off but as I watched I could tell he was really into it and she was only half awake and not really fighting the tickling and clawing, so I got a cup of coffee and watched him go for about a half an hour. He finally got board and left and she calmed down and went to sleep. Her tummy was covered with little red marks from his claws. Fitting justice I thought and went on about the day checking on her periodically. Well Sam being the ever loving cat came back for more twice. Each time to the same reaction.

Around noon I pried my hungover subby out of bed. She was babbling about a dream of someone working her over with feathers and nettles. When she saw her tummy with the little red marks and felt the pain, her face turned red in shock, it haden't been a dream. Just then Sam makes another appearance and jumps in her lap. Then it dawned on her who had inflicted the punishment.

The next day after the hangover was abated we talked about the punishment and the cat. I assured her that it had all been the cats idea. Now that the shock and hangover had worn off she was laughing about what a great punishment the cat had been. Her main concern was that it was summer and wearing a bikini was going to be out of the question for several days. She took to calling the cat Kitty Dom and Sam had developed a new bad habit, sleeping on her tummy.

When the Dom is away the cat will play!!!

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got a cat at my parents am sure he woudl be up to that as well