That was funny. Thanks for sharing!

Alright, here's mine:

There is a sex show called Spice Hotel (anyone seen it?). Well ppl (mostly guys) can call in and ask the girl host (porn star) to do something so they can watch and get off. Well this one time a guy was masturbating over the phone as she fingered her ass, and he started making this sound like : eh, eh, eh... They were making fun of him (poor guy) and hung up.

Well my bf and I have great sex, but I don't always cum during it, so after I will use a vibe and he fingers me and pulls my nipples. This one time I was getting close to cumming, and he starts making that sound "eh, eh, eh" as I am masturbating. Needless to say that ruined it and there went my orgasm. I kicked his butt for that... Funny after the fact, not so happy then...