Tourguide, I think what Glibc meant by Frequently Asked Questions is something like:

I don't like being a "junior member'. How do I change that? (By the way, I've seen several people with 28 and 29 posts who are still juniors -- I think the magic number is actually 30.)

Why do the Personal Messages claim you can use 2000 characters when, in fact, they cut you off at some random number between 1975 and 1990?

Why aren't PMs that bounce (due to recipient's drawer being full) saved so that they can be re-sent later?

Why can't I have redEva for Christmas?

What is the average penis size?

How do you use the !@#$&% quote system?

...and all like that there.