1. Are you a Dom?

I have an army of slaves who obey my ever command to help me on my evil mission to rule the world. So yes. Dom/Eco-villian - whatever you want to call it.

2. How would you to handle a sub?

I find with my slaves, sharp orders and false promises of a share of the profits when I am ruler of this planet work well.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?

Ha! Someone as powerful and strikingly handsome as me would never attempt something as menial as making my own coffee!

4. What are your views on ice cream?

Sounds like something that do-gooder Captain Planet and his global geeks would enjoy.

5. What are your views on chocolate?

I love a piece when I have sucessfully brought down governenments and defeated those pesky planeteers! Not too much though. This ponytail and suave green suit wouldn't look half as sexy if not for my handsome figure.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?

My slaves? They don't need to be. They live to execute my evil plans. That Captain Planet however ... I'd like to get my hands on him! I have a feeling he wouldn't hate it as much as he would claim though ...

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?

Ha! Anyone who knows me already will know I don't share.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?

No. I'm far too rich and powerful for that. I have a suspicion that this could be the secret hideout of that do-gooder Captain Planet, however. I will have to get one of my men to check it out ...

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?

I refuse to answer this question. A good eco-villian knows to never reveal his evil plans. You never know when a pesky do-gooder may be listening.

10. What are your views on bruising?

I'm a G rated eco-villian. There will be no visable bruising.

11. Do you have your own teeth?

Of course. A man of my power and evil villian-ness must have perfect teeth.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?

My slaves know this term very well.

13. Do you have a favourite implement?

Pollution. For this makes that pesky Captain Planet weak. I do enjoy a weak Captain Planet.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?

If there is to be one. It will be me who created it. Imagine the profit!

15. What is your favourite meal?

Anything that shows how wealthy and powerful I am. No cheap meals for this eco-villian.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?

If I must. Though I do prefer everything to be done for me. Someone as powerful and villianous as I should never have to do anythng themselves.

17. Wine, women or song?

A drunk eco-villian is not a suave eco-villian. And I cannot stand to hear that pesky do-gooder song again! Is there an option D?

18. Left or right nipple?

You'll have to ask that wimp Captain planet about that. I'm sure he has an answer.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?

Cushion? Do you even know what it means to be an eco-villian???

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………

Rule the planet.