Well who could say no to cariad?
I must confess I couldn't be bothered reading any of the other answers...

1. Are you a Dom?
-Not for me to judge...

2. How would you to handle a sub?
-Lots of love, attention & teasing.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
-Don't drink coffee- my Milo is handed to me ready made.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
-My icecream is handed to me at appropriate times in a bowl.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
-It's OK.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
-Every time Hell freezes over.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
-When she asks- nicely & only when she's been good.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
-I stand on top of a bridge, waiting for drivers to ask permission to cross.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
-No, dammit!

10. What are your views on bruising?
-Unnatractive & unnecessary.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
-Yeah, they're around somewhere.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
-Oh now that's just cruel....

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
-My evil mind.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
-My wife would provide.

15. What is your favourite meal?
-See above.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
-If I can find them...

17. Wine, women or song?
-Don't drink, will get in trouble if I answer the rest

18. Left or right nipple?
-I'll have both thank you, you got a problem with that??

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
-Towels are better- whatever colour she likes.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
-Feel like a million bloody dollars
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So do I get the job or what??

Tojo