1. Are you a Dom? It permeates my soul.

2. How would you to handle a sub? Spreader bars make great handles.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning? I like to grind it down until it's ready to submit its essence into my mouth.

4. What are your views on ice cream? Yeah, I dream of making you scream chicklet.

5. What are your views on chocolate? Dark. The darker the better.

6. How often should a sub be beaten? That depends on how good she is.... Never if she's uppity.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate? Whenever I'm in the mood to make chocolate covered cocksickles.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge? Only during role play. I like to capture young girls and eat them... I'd let them go, but they like being eaten.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb? Pickled rhubarb is like pickled ginger with sushi... I use it to clean the palate between girls.

10. What are your views on bruising? I prefer rosy red cheeks to purple mottling.

11. Do you have your own teeth? That's really not important. Do you?

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)? An absolute necessity during cum denial. No endorphin producing substitutes allowed.

13. Do you have a favourite implement? You Choose.... :

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do? There's still coffee right?

15. What is your favourite meal? Hot buttered chicklet.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth? Teeth tongue and lips!!

17. Wine, women or song? I'm not much for singing to whining women.

18. Left or right nipple? That depends on whether you're facing me or spooned into me. But it will be between the fingers and thumb of my left hand... because my crop will be in my right hand.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on? That depends. Do you prefer Emerald City Green or Brick Road Yellow?

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will ………. Use.

But my Palladin persona uses "Have Flogger, Will Travel."