1. Are you a Dom?
Sort of. Ish.

2. How would you want to handle a sub?
Roughly, by the hair, until I thought she needed a cuddle.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Excellent. I grind the beans between my own thighs.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
I'm almost female in my affection for ice cream.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
Dark or white is the best taste on earth. Plain is merely at the demi-goddess level.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Seriously? Never as a punishment. But for play, as often as I am able.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
When she's been a good little girl.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
In some ways, don't all of us live under our own bridges? I think it was Aristotle, though it may have been Salma Hayek, who said "Each to your own, and keep your own warm." And I don't think truer words have ever been said. So yes, talking metaphorically, and stroking my beard as I type, yes I have lived under a bridge.

But if you're talking about the physical structures with keystones and cantilevers... no.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
See the forthcoming story of Cariad's football training. Hehehe. Due very soon.

10. What are your views on bruising?
(Seriously) If they're mild and they fade in a day or two.... then yum.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
Yes! Fangs for the good question.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Well, I quite like to see pretty young women begging...

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
My mind. How's that for pretentious?

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Turn to gin.

15. What is your favourite meal?
I could murder a sausage bap right now. With HP Sauce.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Sometimes. Often I just swallow it whole.

17. Wine, women or song?
Damn. I want a typo there. Wine, women and snog. Yum.

18. Left or right nipple?
Right. I'm right handed, and I prefer to stand behind so I can kiss the neck.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
She should kneel on two purple ones, and they should be placed a foot apart.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
Have sub, Will Smith is an underrated actor who has been pressed into the action hero roles. I recommend you check out "Six Degrees Of Separation" for his finest work.

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