1. Are you a Dom?
Actually, no. I'm a switch. This leaves me with the advantage of understanding submission firsthand, however.

2. How would you to handle a sub?
They come with carrying handles now? New and improved!

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Don't ask me, ask the man at the drive through.

4. What are your views on ice cream?
Its cold. Its tasty. It melts when subjected to heat for any length of time. It goes down easy. Reminds me of someone I used to know.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
Its brown. Its tasty. It fits all occations. It melts in your mouth. Reminds me of someone I used to know.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Once in a while just for fun plus extra if she asks very nice.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
After being forced to jump through the hoopes of a week of various sexual favours. Duh.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
I don't know what you've been hearing exactly, but that was just a phase.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
My mom makes homemade rhubarb pie. Wouldn't be the same without it.

10. What are your views on bruising?
They are purple, of indeterminate shape, they only live for a coupe of weeks. They feel funny if you poke them with stuff. Reminds me of someone I used to know.

11. Do you have your own teeth?
Yes.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Attemtpting to deny me chocolate will result in me starting to repeatedly type the line "All work and no chocolate makes Wolf go something something" for 350 pages.


13. Do you have a favourite implement?
My paddle, named Big Black Bastard. Draw your own conclusions from that one.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
Eat it all before it was all gone.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Two words: "Oral fixation".

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
Two words: "Oral fixation".

17. Wine, women or song?
Yes.

18. Left or right nipple?
Last I checked I still have both, I hope you do as well.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
The color of happiness, fluffy kittens, rainbows, and jelly beans.

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………
Eat.