Bloody Market Researchers!!! I better get free stuff for filling in your ****ing questionaire!!!


1. Are you a Dom?
That's what it says in the label of my undercrackers.

2. How would you to handle a sub?
I would attach 2, one either side and I would use a nail gun to do it.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?
Doesn't it come ready made in my thermos mug?

4. What are your views on ice cream?
I tend to look down on it.

5. What are your views on chocolate?
Plain is too good for subs. I cannot live without it as I was weaned off breast milk straight onto Swiss.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?
Subs should be beaten thouroughly, put into a greased tin and cooked at 220 degrees.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?
See 5

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?
No, just in your nightmares.

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Rhubarb is the work of the devil! And therefore quite useful.

10. What are your views on bruising?
I like my peaches to look perfect. My slave however......

11. Do you have your own teeth?
I do, plus I have a nice necklace too.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?
Just try it baby and I will add your teeth to my necklace!!

13. Do you have a favourite implement?
I have always been attracted to the french horn.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?
You wouldn't get any of mine honey. See 12.

15. What is your favourite meal?
Anyting I cook.

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?
What is this obsession with teeth, is there something you are trying to tell us?

17. Wine, women or song?
Hmmm that reminds me, must find out if slave can sing.

18. Left or right nipple?
I always like the one I'm not currently teasing.

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?
CUSHION?! Are you kidding? It would get ruined by all the spikes she has to kneel on!

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………invite Sean Connery to play Hunt for Red October with me.
(Great russian accent! almost as good as the irish one he did in the Untouchables.)