I enjoyed writing this in another thread-so I thought I'd air it here as well!
With apologies to T S Eliot
Oh The smelling of pussy's a delicate matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
You may think at first I'm as mad as hatter
When I tell you the pussy isn't to blame.
First of all you can spray 'em with scented deodourant
Then you can wash 'em and squirt in some soap
But then when you dry 'em they just go all seepy
At the sight of some guy and a large length of rope.
He may try to nuzzle and he may try to lick it
He may try to lap and he may try a cock
He may just ignore it (but that isn't cricket)
If the pussy just reeks like a two-month old sock.
So! pamper your pussy and treat it with reverence.
Treat it with fly spray or treat it with bleach.
Remember! You're pussy's the doorway to heaven
So make sure your keyhole is well within reach
