A funny thing happened on the way to the dungeon
Hi All,
I'm relatively new here, but it seems like folks around these parts have a great sense of humor. I would be interested in hearing some humorous stories of things that happened during a scene.
I'll start. I have two funny stories -
1) My b/f has a hearing loss. He normally wears in-the-ear hearing aids, which can't be seen unless one stares directly down his ear canal. Which is to say that I can never tell if he's wearing them or not. Last weekend, we rented a cabin and were enjoying ourselves in the bedroom. After spanking me with a canoe paddle and a piece of plastic tubing, he began fingering me. I said, in a sultry low voice, "So, am I really wet?" He looked up at me and said, "No, I didn't say anything." I tried again, still in a low voice, "No honey, I said am I really wet?" He replied, "Two." Finally in my normal speaking voice, I said (shouted?), "NO, I SAID AM I WET." That started us into a fit of giggles. Luckily we were able to recover and enjoy the rest of our session.
2) Another time we had planned a romantic weekend and had planned out all the things we wanted to do. Friday night came and we were eager to do it all. We started out with a large dildo in my pussy. Then with the dildo in, we had anal sex. During that he handed me my favorite vibrator to use on my clit while he pinched and squeezed my nipples. It was hands everywhere and I eventually tipped over (I was on my knees, but had both hands busy using the vibrator and holding the dildo in place). Afterwards, we sat out on the deck and had a glass of bourbon. He started laughing and said, "Honey, what the hell were we thinking? Neither one of us is all that coordinated. We both have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time!! How the hell did we think we were going to be able to pull that off?"
So now it's your turn......What funny things have happened to you? I'm sure many of you can top my stories! Let's hear 'em!!
Like a good sneeze ruined
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Originally Posted by Kelli
This one time I was getting close to cumming, and he starts making that sound "eh, eh, eh" as I am masturbating. Needless to say that ruined it and there went my orgasm. I kicked his butt for that... Funny after the fact, not so happy then...
Ha! Makes me think of times when I have a good sneeze brewing and someone will say "Achoo" and ruin it!
I'm the same way. I hardly EVER come during the act itself. And if my b/f did that, I'd kick his butt too!!
Great stories, great thread
My partner and I were about to begin a scene, and she was tied down on a padded horse while I was getting her ready (and nervous) by cracking a whip on the concrete floor.
A call came in on our walk-around phone, and I check the caller ID because our youngest has the car upstate for the weekend. It's not her, but a domme-friend from about 1000 miles away. I mention who it is to my partner, and we quickly planned to prank her.
I answered the phone, panting heavily, and cracked the whip on the floor twice before I spoke. While my partner cried out and moaned loudly, I berated my friend for bad timing. I pulled my mouth away from the receiver and growled, "Hold still, dammit! We're not done here yet!" She began apologizing and promising not to call on Saturday nights again, hemming and hawing, while I grunted repeatedly and my lady gave a particularly loud scream. The domme said, "Uh, you *are* using a safeword, right? You don't want to do serious damage!" We let her in on the joke, and shared a long laugh all around.
