Teehee

i went to see my Master
to confess to a great sin
Knocked on the door, He opened it
and said "now come on in"

i wondered how long i could
make the small talk last
but then again i wanted it
all over really fast!

He let me babble for a while
then with stern expression
asked "why is it that you have come
What is your confession?"

i started small (as we do)
and hoped it'd be enough
but the more i spoke the more i knew
that this one would be rough

"Well Master" i said, "there was a thing,
that may just make You mad.
But it was not really my fault,
though it may look bad!

You see i was in chat the other day
minding my p's and q's
when a random subbie tackled me
without a single excuse

she handed me a glitter gun
cocked and fully loaded
i tried to hand it back to her
but then the thing exploded!

i did not touch it Master, please
no buttons did i push
Before i knew it the room was covered
with a great big 'woosh'

i thought about cleaning up
but turned tail and ran
Now am being blamed for messing the room
It was not even my plan.

Now Master as You very well know
i am a sweet and innocent one
who would not even dream of messing
with a pretty glitter gun

But if it makes things better Master
i will not do it again
though if another sub puts one in my hands
and though it may be pain

and though my strong resolve
may have gained some slack
Will think carefully of buttock pain
and hand the damn thing back!"

i stopped my tale and waited
for the inevitable telling off
but all i heard was laughter
ending with a cough

my Master wiped His eyes
and gathered me in His arms
saying "well My girl your sense of humour
is definately one of your charms

There was no harm done
will just take as lesson learned
Is only kisses and a great big hug
your confession has earned!"

LMAO! this was great, thanks for sharing. Hope to read some more confessions soon. Very well written too.

I loved it! Absolutely fantastic :D

I loved it, but I hope you are not suggesting I am getting soft in my old age! lol, Myrddin

Thanks for the comments, they are greatly appreciated! my Master has added some verses lol, so i ahve had a good giggle myself lol