Tufty
Harmless Pervert

OMG!!!!! You look so damned cute with your new collar! Holy Hell, that makes me wet! *rapes you*

Dearest Tufty,

Thank you for loaning me your hard, heavy edition of War and Peace. It was simply excellent. I loved every minute of it. Perhaps, someday, I will have a chance to read it.

Please ignore the sticky duct tape residue on the cover.

Yours Truly,
Bad

a Conspiracy, you say?? Or could it be your evil, cunning attempt at luring me away from the R&F has indeed backfired....i just might, mind you, might put in a good word for you, should you release any names, one in particular, that may have put you up to your wrongdoing...should you not....than simply, take what you deserve!! but, remember, i still love ya!! xx

Hiya sweets...just checking in to see how you're doing....are you needing any ointment, perhaps? Haven't heard from you in a little bit...Hmmmm, could it be you're tied up and gagged somewhere? Oh well, enjoy your night! *evil little giggles*

*tackles you to table and grabs plastic spork*

Hold still! How am I supposed to do this if you keep squirming all over?!

What honey??? What did i do? LMAO...you know i love you!!!..

*sneaks in while your sleeping and paints your fingernails and toenails Princess Pink*

love you baby =) save some peanut butter cookies for me *mwah* big mushy kisses

Hi Tufty - I've cleared out some pm's again, saw that you'd been trying to get in touch...