Quote Originally Posted by whippedcream
...Here's what doesn't work:
1. Vaseline Intensive Care lotion.
2. Cocoa butter
3. Baby oil
4. Cooking oil
5. Water, spit...
6. "Lubricated" condoms....
Here's what does, when nothing else is available and you just must:
Vaseline (or other brand) petroleum jelly - but no good with condoms.
Silicone grease (for lubricating rubber industrial "o" rings and gaskets. DO NOT use ordinary grease.
Margarine - but slimy like cooking oil
Unperfumed liquid soap - very easy to wash off!
Unperfumed hair gel
Mouth ulcer cream (but warning! Acts as a topical anaesthetic like "Anal-ese"