Another thing (and I'm surprised nobody's pointed it out yet). Even if we ignore the possibility of that thing boldly going where no toy has gone before, it doesn't really look like it's designed to be all that comfortable. The tip of that thing will probably be a serious pain in the ass (pun intended) to get in, and although the other edges might not look too bad or feel like a big deal in your hands, there's a good chance that they'll be all kinds of uncomfortable and abrasive if you ever use it as a toy. I doubt you'd be in any risk of causing serious permanent damage or anything, but it's probably going to be the sort of unpleasantly rough ride that'll leave red stains on the toilet paper when you use the bathroom.