First of all, let me confess that I hate Hate HATE KY Jelly. I hate the smell. I hate the taste. I hate the texture. And it reminds me of getting my annual pap smear. Yuk! And don't anyone try to argue that it's tasteless and odorless...cus it's not. You're the same lunatics who claim water is tasteless and odorless, and you're wrong about that too, and I'm not listening!

*sticks her fingers in her ears* la la la la la


That said *ahem*, let me CONDITIONALLY suggest something that isn't water-based for anal. An oil, silicone, or petroleum based lube will generally last longer and provide better protection to delicate tissues.

HOWEVER...

1.) You must not use petroleum or mineral oil based lubes with a condom. This includes things like baby oil and Vaseline. They will break down the latex in the condom and that's bad...very bad.

2.) I recently read that Vaseline could have the potential to hang around inside the colon for awhile encouraging bacterial growth. I haven't tried to substantiate this claim yet, so I don't know if it's true. But I figured I should mention it anyway as a possible risk. If you don't use it often, and get some yogurt and enough insoluble fiber in your diet, I wouldn't worry about it. I personally fall into that category and have never had any problems with Vaseline at all over many years.

I'd also like to warn against using any lube that contains a numbing agent. You generally shouldn't use them for anal anyway, but with fisting it becomes crucial. The person on the receiving end needs to be able to clearly judge if/how much pain or tearing is occurring.

You might also want to go ahead and splurge for a good lube that's specifically designed for anal lubrication at least the first time you try fisting your sub. After all, this is a special occasion...and isn't he worth it?!?

I know this is one time I wouldn't want my top to be stingy! lol

Ok, very long preachy post finished now. *curtsies and goes back to her seat*