self humiliation

[gagged_Louise]

Pretend to have a very personal cell phone call in a loud voice in a bar.

Could be good except people are getting over-personal and loud with their cell phones anyway, so it might be hard to come up with something that sounds off-the-cuff and yet is sufficiently outrageous to make attention. I hear people making totally intrusive talk any day, even in handsfree/ear snail mode on the train, so it loook like they're just standing there talking to themselves, and explaining what happended at the party last night.

Worst example
Last year I heard a guy in the university library here in town ranting, in his cell phone, to his phone operator (while sitting by a PC) about how they had "destroyed his privacy" by letting loose something and sent it (or ghappened to forward a message of his) to many of his friends and workmates- "this has wrought havoc on my personal life and I demand satiscfaction. This is obvious, but you don't seem to have much grasp on how to make good for it." - all telling them off and refusing to listen. he was audible at at least 25 ft range.
Finally i walked over to him and suggested he'd do this someplace else, he just brusehd mne off and continued (why didn't he do this call from his home phone? he obviously had one)

Some time later I saw an article in a paper about a man around 30 who had happened to forward a digital pic of his own dick to a lot of people - it was meant for his sweetheart, but he had happened to press the wrong buttons. I wasn't sure if iyt was the same guy from the library on the photo with the piece - the newspaper pic had been taken some months before, it seemed, and people change hairstyles etc - but it could well have been. :-D



More suggestions (for girls):

Decide to clean the pipes under the wash-up-basin in the kitchen yourself, instead of asking hubby or a pro plumber. They do get clogged (with scraps of bread and paper, tea leaves etc) and it's relatively straightforward to open and clear out with anything that can scrape the muck out, but boy, it does look and feel ignoble.

Walk to the cabinet in a high-end restaurant and masturbate with one of your knee-hose, then return to rable with that hose stuffed up your sleeve and just faintly visible (works best if you're alone or with someone who's in on it)

Borrow a aomewhat "improper" novel, like Story of O or Last Exit for Brooklyn in the library and ask a librarian to find it for you or show you. Make sure you're tastefully dressed for the occasion!